#1- Justin brought Cheetos back from Thailand. What can I say? Cheetos and JIF peanut butter are the nectar of the gods. I would not want to be stranded on a desert island (or in a giant city) without them. Sweet mercy, Cheetos are delicious!
#2- While visiting with my neighbor today, she told me that it is a sin not to have clean (shaved) armpits and... ahem... privates. When I asked why, she told me that that is where Satan hides. I always thought Satan hid in the unfinished part of our old basement growing up, but I guess when he needs to leave the basement he goes straight to some poor schmuck's armpit. Who knew?
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Will he hide there even if the pits are just a little prickly? I'm not a very good everyday armpit shaver....now I'm going to be freaked out the next time I lift my arm in the shower!
I love your stories!
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