Mr. Sweaty

Hello, old friend, welcome back. I guess I have been getting a little too proud... what with the dry armpits and the ability to wear makeup and use a blow-dryer and all. I guess it was time to be humbled! Mr. Sweaty does it every time!!! I sure did miss that not so fresh feeling of sweat running down my legs, anyway!! Mercy, by August I just may combust!