Justin and I are being tormented by a demon-possesed mosquito. Yall, this thing lays in wait until we drift off to sleep then proceeds to buzz our ears, suck all the blood out of our bodies, and destroy any notion of REM sleep.
It's making me crazy!!!
The thing is so evil that it will even bite you in places that other mosquitos turn then evil pointy little noses up at. For instance, Justin has been bitten on his palm several times. He had a bite on his ear. I have 4 bites on my thumb, several on my forehead, and a couple on the back of my neck. And that's just today's count! No exposed skin is safe!!
It's not just the ridiculous biting attack but the slow methodical wearing us down by buzzing our ears. It's like the thing can tell when we're just drifting off again and ever so subtly Zzzzzs by. Its infuriating!! I'm pretty sure this is far worse than water-boarding! I'm going to patten this torture method and sell it to the US government!
I am about ready to go Caddyshack on that devil-bug and blow this place to bits!!!
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